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Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!