A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all! Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!! You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number. You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things. You should know what it takes to look this cheap! I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg! You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed! They dropped your name, can you pick it up ? The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood ! The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not! Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it? My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment… |
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