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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

Angliškas SMS tekstas

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Angliškas SMS tekstas

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

Angliškas SMS tekstas

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

Angliškas SMS tekstas

What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!

Angliškas SMS tekstas

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Angliškas SMS tekstas

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

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