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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Angliškas SMS tekstas

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Angliškas SMS tekstas

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”

Angliškas SMS tekstas

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel

Angliškas SMS tekstas

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

Angliškas SMS tekstas

Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?

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